What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:59

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good

Just Forget it!

Is it possible this person (ai rendering of actual person) has Neanderthal skeletomuscular phenotype expression? He is 5’7”, 190 lbs.

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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No go.

share office space ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Next, they tried...

So they tried

Loons and Moons

How do romance scams typically operate? Do they always start by asking for money or do they sometimes begin with personal questions about the victim's life?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.